Saturday, February 25, 2012

Baby Eviction Notice

I saw this and laughed hysterically.  Give me another two weeks… and I will definitely be issuing this notice.  37 weeks this weekend :)

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I, the Landlord (Mommy), am issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant (Baby) will have to comply and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until authorization for removal by physician. After which, she will be removed from the property by induction.
The Tenant (Baby) is being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back and sides of the house were also made without approval from the Landlord (Mommy).
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to the damage by the Tenant (Baby), the foundation has been compromised, and the structural integrity of the house is questionable. The Landlord (Mommy) has also received numerous complaints about frequent nightly disturbances.
If the Tenant (Baby) doesn’t comply with the notice it will result in an immediate and forceful removal at the discretion of a physician and the Landlord (Mommy)

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Baby cloths organization

So here I am 35 weeks pregnant.

I have been busy getting everything ready for this little one… and feeling like time is running out… probably because it is. One of the things I feel like has been my major accomplishment lately has been washing and organizing the bazillions of baby cloths we have been given. What can I say, everyone loves buying baby girl cloths, because they are just so darn cute! Which means we had a lot to wash and organize.

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I hung all of the outfits and coats in the closet, separated the same way they do in stores with the size dividers. Then all of the onesies and pants either went into her dresser if they were newborn or 0-3 months, or went into labeled tubs if they were older. I decided I wanted to buy tubs because they would be easy to get to and look through without hassle. When I also randomly accumulated more cloths, I could easily add them to the appropriate tub. I know that I will need everything to be easy and fast after this little one arrives… so that was my goal.

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I have another shower in a few days (which means more cloths), so we will probably see soon how my theory is in practice.

Valentines Breakfast

I decided to make a Valentine’s breakfast.. and since I am a nerd, I made a bunch of heart shaped things.  First I took a cookie cutter and cut out a heart form the middle of the bread.  I put it on the skillet and cracked an egg into it.  I turned the cut out center of the bread into French toast.  I also made a fruit salad and cut the bananas into hearts. 

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It was tasty… and cute too :)  I probably should have planned better because I only left myself 5 minutes to gobble breakfast down with my honey, and then 5 minutes to get dressed for work.  If I had left myself enough time, I would have taken pictures of how I cut the bananas… but oh well.