Saturday, February 25, 2012

Baby Eviction Notice

I saw this and laughed hysterically.  Give me another two weeks… and I will definitely be issuing this notice.  37 weeks this weekend :)

Photo Feb 25, 9 54 10 AM

I, the Landlord (Mommy), am issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant (Baby) will have to comply and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until authorization for removal by physician. After which, she will be removed from the property by induction.
The Tenant (Baby) is being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back and sides of the house were also made without approval from the Landlord (Mommy).
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to the damage by the Tenant (Baby), the foundation has been compromised, and the structural integrity of the house is questionable. The Landlord (Mommy) has also received numerous complaints about frequent nightly disturbances.
If the Tenant (Baby) doesn’t comply with the notice it will result in an immediate and forceful removal at the discretion of a physician and the Landlord (Mommy)


  1. hahaha, hilarious! I have SO felt like this! :)

  2. So funny. I had to share on fb!

  3. Too funny! My baby didn't listen to his eviction notice. After 43 loooong hours in the hospital, he was born at 42 weeks. Yep, TWO WHOLE WEEKS LATE. He's destined to be late for the rest of his life...just like his daddy.

    1. Two weeks late! Oh lets hope this little one takes after her mommy rather than her daddy. I am usually on time or early... my husband is the late one.. and we were both born that way too :) I came early before my scheduled C-section date.. and my husband came late with long hair and nails. I'm hoping for her to come right on time :)

  4. I keep this for future use. Big LOL

  5. LOL

    I can't remember how I stumbled across your blog but I am so glad I did.

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages!!

    Michelle :o)

  6. Totally original!!!! Love it! Best Wishes :)

  7. Too cute! I'm sure we will soon find a bunch of print-outs of this on the net! Hope that baby moves out on time!

    (Clicking back up here to let you know that your word verification is on. I've got to go back and try again 'cuz it's so hard to read I've failed on my first attempt. I like to let people know I appreciate their posts, but WV makes it such a pain! Please consider removing it. Thanks.)

  8. hillarious!! Thanks for teh laugh!!

  9. How funny! I am 9 days away from being induced so the "tenant" has that long!